Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer.
The first one was boring, but given that it has to establish the characters, their relationships, and the milieu they'll be functioning in, it can be slightly forgiven for being too expository. Slightly. But I'm not the one to accept it. The first one was listless and the plot stank.
Sequels should be much better. There's no longer a need to establish the situation. They should hit the ground running and therefore they should generally be a rocking good time.
This one wasn't. It retained the boring, listless atmosphere of the first one. It also makes the mistake of making the Silver Surfer into the most boring of characters. I mean, come on, the Cosmic Force. What happened? Also, Galactus as a cloud was plain stupid. That was really the reason why I wanted to see it. I was interested in who would be playing Galactus. I was hoping for Bruce Willis, but a cloud of smoke. It seems that Lost's smoke monster has got a really good agent. Coming soon to the multiplex near you smoke monster in Dukes of Hazard 3!
Jessica Alba with blue eyes is extremely disturbing to look at. She should not act anymore. She should just be a Maxim girl. The dude who played Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic, was struggling to put on brave face. The show must go on.
The problem with the Fantastic Four franchise is that the writers and director do not believe in the comic book. They seem to have abandoned the stories of the comic for something not quite like it. A fake and a no good facsimile of the Fantastic Four just plain sucks.
2 of 5 stars.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
What can be said about this third installment? It's a bloated, disjointed movie. I couldn't keep up with the various double crosses throughout the movie. Who was backstabbing whom? I don't know nor do I care. It left me pondering what happened to the fun and exciting pirates of the first movie. Then it left me deducing that hoboes are the new pirates and the old pirates are just world weary sailors.
I can't wait for Hoboes of the Railyards: The Black Pearl.
2 of 5 stars.
The first one was boring, but given that it has to establish the characters, their relationships, and the milieu they'll be functioning in, it can be slightly forgiven for being too expository. Slightly. But I'm not the one to accept it. The first one was listless and the plot stank.
Sequels should be much better. There's no longer a need to establish the situation. They should hit the ground running and therefore they should generally be a rocking good time.
This one wasn't. It retained the boring, listless atmosphere of the first one. It also makes the mistake of making the Silver Surfer into the most boring of characters. I mean, come on, the Cosmic Force. What happened? Also, Galactus as a cloud was plain stupid. That was really the reason why I wanted to see it. I was interested in who would be playing Galactus. I was hoping for Bruce Willis, but a cloud of smoke. It seems that Lost's smoke monster has got a really good agent. Coming soon to the multiplex near you smoke monster in Dukes of Hazard 3!
Jessica Alba with blue eyes is extremely disturbing to look at. She should not act anymore. She should just be a Maxim girl. The dude who played Reed Richards, Mr. Fantastic, was struggling to put on brave face. The show must go on.
The problem with the Fantastic Four franchise is that the writers and director do not believe in the comic book. They seem to have abandoned the stories of the comic for something not quite like it. A fake and a no good facsimile of the Fantastic Four just plain sucks.
2 of 5 stars.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
What can be said about this third installment? It's a bloated, disjointed movie. I couldn't keep up with the various double crosses throughout the movie. Who was backstabbing whom? I don't know nor do I care. It left me pondering what happened to the fun and exciting pirates of the first movie. Then it left me deducing that hoboes are the new pirates and the old pirates are just world weary sailors.
I can't wait for Hoboes of the Railyards: The Black Pearl.
2 of 5 stars.