Driving home in the rain and a state trooper pulls in behind me from York to Greenspring on Timonium. I eye him wondering why he pulled in behind me. Does he think I'm speeding? Acting weird? Suspicious? Maybe he just wants to get to the on ramp to 83. That is most likely it.
We're at the light by the Sunoco. Another car pulls in next to me on the right turn lane as the light turns green. I go. So does this car. Except he's following me across the intersection. Dude thinks that his lane can go straight. I'm fucking surprised. The light rain doesn't make it any better. I'm moving my car to the next lane over lucky that there is no traffic in the other lane.
The dude goes over the curb. I"m stopped honking my horn. I'm waiting for the flashing lights.
Fucking state trooper doesn't do shit. He's just watching the whole thing unfold still stopped at the light. I let this guy go. The fucking cop lets this guy go. Then he's following me. Me? Dude, that guy just was up on the curb. Light 'em up and ticket 'em. Shit why aren't you pulling that dude over? Where the fuck are COPS when you need it?
We're at the light by the Sunoco. Another car pulls in next to me on the right turn lane as the light turns green. I go. So does this car. Except he's following me across the intersection. Dude thinks that his lane can go straight. I'm fucking surprised. The light rain doesn't make it any better. I'm moving my car to the next lane over lucky that there is no traffic in the other lane.
The dude goes over the curb. I"m stopped honking my horn. I'm waiting for the flashing lights.
Fucking state trooper doesn't do shit. He's just watching the whole thing unfold still stopped at the light. I let this guy go. The fucking cop lets this guy go. Then he's following me. Me? Dude, that guy just was up on the curb. Light 'em up and ticket 'em. Shit why aren't you pulling that dude over? Where the fuck are COPS when you need it?
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