Congratulations to the Yankees for finally winning a World Series after that long drought since 2000.
Congratulations to the Phillies for trying, but you lost. Now we know why the Orioles swept you this year. Suckas.
See you next season four months from now. I'm getting season tickets right now. Also, opening day. Who's with me?
I'll just pencil you in for Fri. April 9th, Opening Day.