About a week ago, I had caught Tim Burton's rendition of Alice In Wonderland in Disney 3D. I don't know what the difference but 3D doesn't seem so cool if you don't shoot it in stereo like Kirk Cameron did Avatar.

Did you know that it was rated PG? I didn't. There's some hacking and slashing at the end plus that hooka smoking caterpillar that make it seem less children-y and more teenage-ish. Except that the Alice story has been in the public domain for a long time now that there are plenty of dark interpretations of it. Let's just say bringing really young kids to it can set a parent up for some seat squirming.

Or it could set them up for boring. Alice in Wonderland relies on Tim Burton's hoary tricks at ghoulishness and on Johnny Depp's weirdness. I couldn't get past either and wish that the film ended sooner than it did.

But it didn't end soon enough for me. And I blame Disney. They've churned out nothing but rehashes of their intellectual properties. I wish someone would make a better Alice tale rather than the sad suits of Disney.

2 of 5 stars.

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