Blaine Faulkner: I know how crazy this is going to sound, but... I want to be abducted by aliens.
Jose Chung: Why? Whatever for?
Blaine Faulkner: I hate this town. I hate... people. I just want to be taken away to someplace where I... I don't have to worry about finding a job.

Blaine Faulkner (Allan Zinyk) to Jose Chung (Charles Nelson Reilly), The X-Files, "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'"

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