I know I am late with the Friday the 13th stuff considering that it was two weeks ago, but I was thinking this in the shower the other day. I have seen almost all Friday the 13th slasher flicks and while they're all pretty stupid, you have to admit that some of the deaths are mighty gruesome and hilarious. I can't remember which films are which, but I don't remember some of the gore. Here's my list of the five most memorable Jason hacks. I'm excluding Jason in Space and Freddy v Jason, because I have yet to see them.
5. Party favor in the eye. While this is rather tame, I'm including it here for the fact that as it was shoved into the eye it made the noise party favors make.
4. Head squish. Jason was strong enough to crush your skull. He did it to one dude whose eye popped out. I think this was from the 3D movie.
3. Young lovers on a stick. Speaking about coitus interruptus.
2. Sleeping bag slam. Jason takes a camper hiding in her sleeping bag and whips her into a tree snapping her like a twig. Funny.
1. Handstand walker split in two. Dude who can walk on his hands gets bisected by Jason from crotch to sternum.
5. Party favor in the eye. While this is rather tame, I'm including it here for the fact that as it was shoved into the eye it made the noise party favors make.
4. Head squish. Jason was strong enough to crush your skull. He did it to one dude whose eye popped out. I think this was from the 3D movie.
3. Young lovers on a stick. Speaking about coitus interruptus.
2. Sleeping bag slam. Jason takes a camper hiding in her sleeping bag and whips her into a tree snapping her like a twig. Funny.
1. Handstand walker split in two. Dude who can walk on his hands gets bisected by Jason from crotch to sternum.