"The intel on this wasn't 100%."
 
Saturday, October 29, 2016


It's David S. Pumpkins, man!

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Sunday, May 01, 2016

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Sunday, April 27, 2014
Although only a few of the billions of text editors out there, these descriptions of some of the more popular ones found on the Mac are indeed hilarious. The vi one is spot on.

http://kieranhealy.org/blog/archives/2011/07/29/text-editors-in-the-lord-of-the-rings/

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

Homer Simpson, The Simpsons, "Homie The Clown" (2F12)

UPDATE:I've used this one already.

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Saturday, October 27, 2012
"[I]f there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say."

Winston Zeddemore (Ernie Hudson), "Ghostbusters"

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Friday, October 26, 2012
"Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster and the theory of Atlantis?"

Janine (Annie Potts), "Ghostbusters"

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012


"Dude, you slapped a fish."

Yeah, this is pretty hilarious.

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Monday, August 20, 2012
It's funny.

Now I'm trying to think of my own show. Programmers on bikes getting hot dogs. Software engineers on foot munching french fries. Baseball fans on skateboards eating sundaes. I think I can remix my own.

http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/

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Wednesday, July 04, 2012


Happy Birthday, USA! Don't let those Confederate bastards let you down.

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Saturday, May 26, 2012


Sweet goodness! This is awesome. Orioles are rocking the best record in the American League, and seem to have started getting the city to start buying in. If they play like this for the rest of the summer, it's going to be a lot of fun. But not as fun as putting birds on things.

The return of the cartoon bird and the Orioles playing good. Coincidence?

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Monday, March 05, 2012
"Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."

Random IniTech worker, Office Space

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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Key and Peele



Nuff said?

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Saturday, December 24, 2011
Megane-chan sans glasses

A little Megane-chan for you this morning. "Shinagawa-kun! Shinagawa-kun!" (Hee hee hee... she has me laughing even now.)

Hope you've got all your shopping done. Now time for the wrapping and the cooking. We'll be having a wonderful time soon.

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Friday, December 23, 2011
Let's start with the Airing of Grievances.

Later will come the Feats Of Strength!

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011


If this don't make you want Popeye's chicken I don't know if you're alive.

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Monday, November 28, 2011
Just made mean comments at gov brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot

@emmakate988

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Thursday, November 17, 2011
"This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps!"

Walter Sobchack (John Goodman), The Big Lebowski

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Friday, October 14, 2011
Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: beat up Martin.

Eat up Martha

Heh!

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Friday, October 07, 2011
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Frights compliments of Nightmares Fear Factory of Niagara Canada

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Thursday, September 29, 2011
Quote of the Day [9.29.11]

"End of season like this. [To] make Boston go home sad, crying, I’ll take it all day."

Robert Andino, Baltimore Oriole, #theLegendOfBobbyAndy

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