Marge texted me yesterday if I wanted to go catch Paul Blart: Mall Cop, since I told her that I had wanted to watch it to see what all the fuss was about (tops B.O. 2 weeks in a row?!).
I'm sorry. It was the worst film I've seen in years. I really wanted to leave, but Marge kept me there. ;P
I need to post this review for posterity: "Shit sandwich."
1 of 5 stars. (1 star is the floor. I don't posts zeroes.)
I'm sorry. It was the worst film I've seen in years. I really wanted to leave, but Marge kept me there. ;P
I need to post this review for posterity: "Shit sandwich."
1 of 5 stars. (1 star is the floor. I don't posts zeroes.)
Why is Mall Cop doing well... the average moviegoer just wants to forget everything in their life for a moment. It's also a "family" film so everyone can watch the PG goodness. Oh and people like to see fatty go down. I mean come on... it's like Die Hard but with a fat dude. Genius.
I'll wait for the sequel, "Meter Maid: Die Blarter", then "Blart Hard With A Vengence" and then the eventual follow up "Live Free or Blart Hard".
I actually like Kevin James, I hope he finds a better movie. Of course it doesn't help that this was partly his idea.
I really did want to get out of there.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1197628/
I aint watching any more of these stupid rent a cop movies. They aren't even funny.
as ive mentioned to some of you, the brand of comedy on this film is something you can forget after u leave the theater. its like House Bunny, what did really happen there? laughing at the moment, then think about it now and you're like, what happened to that funny scene? YES, i laughed, because i guess he did something stupid.
*must say, spoiler alert. who cares?*