Was browsing through the bookstore tonight. I know, right? A Friday night and your humble narrator was at the bookstore. It's my home away from home. I was just browsing the manga stacks picking up the second volume of Twin Spica, BrowserMetrics' current nice read, when I saw the book of books, Japanese Schoolgirl Confidential!! Yeah, I know, right? Of course I flipped through it.
Hentai! But that isn't the point of this post.
In the books, there was plenty of pictures of school girls in short, pleated skirts. Lots of Grade D zettai ryouiki. Hentai! But this isn't the point of this post.
I am a leg man. They're my favorite part of the female body.
What I noticed though from the book and what has been kind of making me sad is that Japanese girls have chubby legs. Their legs on average are not very shapely. That's a shame considering that their country loves the skirt and loves the bare thighs. It's a country that has coined a brilliant word for those bare thighs: zettai ryouiki -- "absolute territory." Think about that. A word to describe the flesh from the hem of the skirt to the top of the socks. Brilliant. Yet, their women have legs that don't inspire leg men. Even my favorite, Nozomi-chan, her legs are not very shapely, which makes me sad, because with such a cute face, yumm. Lots of cute, cute girls. Lots of short skirts. Not too much shapely legs.
Perhaps my definition of great legs is completely different. Perhaps I've got too high standards. No. I'm sure my standards are too high.
But I am a leg man. They're my favorite part of the female body. Make sure you have the legs to show a little skin. I'll love you forever.
Now, with that said, I'll be working on my girls in glasses post next.
Hentai! But that isn't the point of this post.
In the books, there was plenty of pictures of school girls in short, pleated skirts. Lots of Grade D zettai ryouiki. Hentai! But this isn't the point of this post.
I am a leg man. They're my favorite part of the female body.
What I noticed though from the book and what has been kind of making me sad is that Japanese girls have chubby legs. Their legs on average are not very shapely. That's a shame considering that their country loves the skirt and loves the bare thighs. It's a country that has coined a brilliant word for those bare thighs: zettai ryouiki -- "absolute territory." Think about that. A word to describe the flesh from the hem of the skirt to the top of the socks. Brilliant. Yet, their women have legs that don't inspire leg men. Even my favorite, Nozomi-chan, her legs are not very shapely, which makes me sad, because with such a cute face, yumm. Lots of cute, cute girls. Lots of short skirts. Not too much shapely legs.
Perhaps my definition of great legs is completely different. Perhaps I've got too high standards. No. I'm sure my standards are too high.
But I am a leg man. They're my favorite part of the female body. Make sure you have the legs to show a little skin. I'll love you forever.
Now, with that said, I'll be working on my girls in glasses post next.
Labels: I am me, mmm, so kawaii, zettai ryouiki