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Labels: baseball, WTF

The URL says it all. *Wah-wa-wa-waaaaaaah*

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

Labels: brevity, lotd, WTF

Well, the Rapture has come and gone, and I'm still around. But so are you. And everyone you know and everyone you know knows, ad infinitum. It didn't happen and it was all a joke. A joke conducted by a true idiot.

If I was to be left behind, can I get a cute girl to spend damnation with? Holla, to the cute asians females out there.

Labels: Kim Ha Yul, she's hot, so kawaii, WTF

Mancave? Fancave!

These dudes get the envious task to watch all MLB baseball games this season from a high tech apartment in New York City. I would've given it a big "meh," if not for the Orioles fan, Ryan Wagner, being one of the dudes. I only found out from the Adam Jones and his tweets about his visit the other day. Since the Orioles are in NYC, I believe a couple of them have visited the place.

What a weird way to spend the season.

http://mlbfancave.mlb.com/fancave/

Labels: Baltimore Orioles, baseball, lotd, WTF

Happy 1F-day, motherfumpders!

Can't wait for another 10 months for 3F-day!

Ha ha ha ha...

This should've been a tweet....

Labels: nerd, WTF

You're wearing sneakers. Sensible shoes. I've never saw you wear sensible shoes.

Are you on the way to the gym? Or are you running to and from the metro and back?

Perhaps not, but those sensible sneakers just don't suit you.

But I like.

Labels: WTF

This girl is hot. The car or whatever you call that thing. Not.

I suggest you buy things based on the hotness of the girls in the commercial.

I'm at my local Lexus dealer.

Labels: commerce, ha ha, WTF

It was a weird dream early this morning perhaps caused by setting the furnace higher than normal to keep me warm.

We went to the beach for vacation, Virginia Beach. Through the miracle of technology and High Speed Rail, the beach was connected to the Paris metro. We decided to visit Paris to while away the day.

While in Paris, Banksie was hugely popular. He was doing a stencil of multi-colored brick. No idea why it was cool, but we decided we could do the same. We made our own stencils to hit up the Paris metro.

I put my stencil on the wall. It doesn't look right. Then I figured there were no holes to shoot spray paint through. It wasn't a stencil, but a regular rendition of multi-colored bricks. That ain't gonna work at all.

As I pondered all this, the boots of gendarme show up. Uh-oh, busted!

He makes his way over and starts accusing me of graffiti. I calmly explain to him that I haven't done anything. That you caught me with picture of colored bricks tacked to the metro wall. That you caught me with a bag of spray paint. That I hadn't done any painting just yet, so how could I have done any graffiti.

I look over to see if the Seed has taken any notice of this and skeedaddled as he had successfully made a multi-colored brick wall stencil. Nope. No such luck.

That's when the gendarme starts taking me away to run down the Seed. As he tries, the gendarme gets hit by a car, rolls onto the street, and lies there.

We get out of there fast. CapSwell is in line buying return trip tickets. We get in line. The lady takes our fare, but takes a break. We're waiting in line now for days for her to come back all the while hoping that the gendarmes do take us away. Tired of waiting we get out of line and try to purchase tickets at the lunch counter in the metro station. We succeed, but by then the line to the trains is several days long and it will take us more time just to get to the queue to get to a train.

Sigh. Paris in the summer.

Labels: dreams, ha ha, WTF

"And it's a betrayal of everything Obama's supporters thought they were working for. Just like that, Obama has embraced and validated the Republican world-view - and more specifically, he has embraced the policy ideas of the man he defeated in 2008. A correspondent writes, 'I feel like an idiot for supporting this guy.'"

http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/01/26/obama-liquidates-himself/

Sucks.

Stupid Dems. Can't do anything right. Shit. Must find job in nicer Social Democratic country.

Labels: lotd, qotd, wankers, WTF

The Golden Globes is a joke. I'm looking at the nominees for last nights program and I shake my head trying to understand any of it.

For example, the best Drama pictures are: Avatar, The Hurt Locker, Inglorious Basterds, Precious based on the Novel Push by Sapphire, and Up in the Air. The winner, Avatar, was no more dramatic than Aliens, and some may even call it an action flick.

When you divide pictures arbitrarily into Drama and Comedy/Musical, you start pigeonholing films into categories that make no sense! And why are musicals still around? There's only one or two non-animated musicals made a year. That shouldn't be enough to earn them a part of one category.

Here's another example of a headscratcher coming from the Golden Globes: Robert Downey Jr won for best actor in a comedy/musical for his hilarious portrayal of that truly funny guy, Sherlock Holmes. What you didn't LOL all through that film? Jokes on you then. Sherlock Holmes was as much an actioner as Avatar, but didn't qualify for Drama the way Avatar did! Hunh?

The Golden Globes also lump in television into their awards. Now, there's nothing wrong with TV, but throwing it into the mix is like comparing apples to oranges. The star wattage between the two is megawatts in difference. Funny that.

There. The rant is done. Perhaps fueled by Avatar's win. But then I look at the films and realize I don't think anything about them. Weird. Who knows what the Oscar race is going to be like?

Labels: oscar pool, WTF

Clever.

http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/

Labels: ha ha, lotd, WTF

Here's something: The Nationals, the worst team in baseball, won their eighth straight game. The Orioles have won only six games after the All-Star break.

Who again is the worst team in baseball?

Labels: Baltimore Orioles, baseball, WTF

schools in manila with zettai ryouiki: the greatest search term to land on BrowserMetrics.

It makes me smile.

Labels: ha ha, WTF, zettai ryouiki

Girls rock! Literally. They rock.

You wonder if this is true. It is. They do rock. And can you wonder why?

Because. They rock. Nuff said.

http://www.girlsrockmovie.com/

Labels: it rocks, lotd, WTF

I wish animation would get out of the silliness that it is in today. There's plenty of stories to tell with animated characters, 2D or even stop motion. If only there were people creative enough to see animation's wonderfulness of uses.

Then I see today's link. I frown. Seth McFarlane is killing us. He's taken the latter day Simpson formula and jammed it into the bungholes of America with Family Guy, Patriotic Dad and this monstrosity. I know already what the shows going to be about without even watching a single episode.

http://www.fox.com/cleveland/

Labels: lotd, WTF

This is awesome. It's the whole mash-up, FatBoy Slim thing going on. Plus it's a dub island stylee! I can appreciate that. Yumm.

The other songs aren't bad as well.

http://thru-you.com/#/videos/2/

(ht kotke)

Labels: lotd, WTF

http://www.osnews.com/story/19266/WTFs_m

So true. So true.

Labels: ha ha, software development, WTF

I'm watching The Gold Rush with Charlie Chaplin, and it's got some dude narrating! WTF!

Sent from my iPhone

Labels: WTF

Frak.

Labels: qotd, WTF

Men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Mars needs guitars. Mars attacks! Yarggh! Martians in my marshmallows.

http://www.marsattacksfan.com/cards.htm

Labels: ha ha, WTF